Tumblr (3.0; @jseleven)http://www.jakeofamerica.com/<p>I should go to sleep, but I’m not tired. But I am also tired, so I should go to sleep. </p> <p>Inverse, reverse, perverse. </p>http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/1073987961http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/1073987961Mon, 06 Sep 2010 01:22:51 -0500sleep<span id="video_player_1048263017">[<a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank">Flash 10</a> is required to watch video.]</span><script type="text/javascript">renderVideo("video_player_1048263017",'http://www.jakeofamerica.com/video_file/1048263017/tumblr_l82r6wzzOH1qzxss0',400,300,'poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_l82r6wzzOH1qzxss0_r1_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_l82r6wzzOH1qzxss0_r1_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_l82r6wzzOH1qzxss0_r1_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_l82r6wzzOH1qzxss0_r1_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_l82r6wzzOH1qzxss0_r1_frame5.jpg')</script><br/><br/><p>Testing tumblr app with Elise.</p>http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/1048263017http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/1048263017Wed, 01 Sep 2010 10:32:24 -0500yoga<span id="video_player_1043277677">[<a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank">Flash 10</a> is required to watch video.]</span><script type="text/javascript">renderVideo("video_player_1043277677",'http://www.jakeofamerica.com/video_file/1043277677/tumblr_l812owcoo01qzxss0',400,225,'poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_l812owcoo01qzxss0_r1_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_l812owcoo01qzxss0_r1_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_l812owcoo01qzxss0_r1_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_l812owcoo01qzxss0_r1_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_l812owcoo01qzxss0_r1_frame5.jpg')</script><br/><br/><p>I am your gateway drug. Take me now!</p>http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/1043277677http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/1043277677Tue, 31 Aug 2010 12:45:26 -0500drugs<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7blfonc7T1qzxss0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>There really is no substitute.</p>http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/969050958http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/969050958Tue, 17 Aug 2010 18:33:03 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7a218AKqa1qzxss0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I can see “…” from here!</p>http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/965776522http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/965776522Mon, 16 Aug 2010 22:36:25 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l79kvbIuZA1qzxss0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Not a bad place to get some serious work done tonight.</p>http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/964487956http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/964487956Mon, 16 Aug 2010 16:25:44 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l785g5SZUL1qzxss0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Thought: Pier One Imports is more like a Pop Art Museum.</p>http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/960460894http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/960460894Sun, 15 Aug 2010 21:55:17 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l71xh6WTHK1qzxss0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Gimmick packaging for crappy vodka? Or, a new and innovative way to pour a drink?</p>http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/943143435http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/943143435Thu, 12 Aug 2010 13:17:04 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6vsbnTLps1qzxss0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m Mr. Rubber band hair man. I have rubber bands for hair! Now give me some candy!!</p> <p>Part 2 in a series of stuff I put on my bald head.</p>http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/926584306http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/926584306Mon, 09 Aug 2010 05:40:32 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6udyeYyNO1qzxss0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fire? Fire! Fire! Fire! This is what happens when product displays are tangible to the customer.</p> <p>Part of the: “things I put on my bald head” series.</p>http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/922773317http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/922773317Sun, 08 Aug 2010 11:32:36 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6sl9dBNh41qzxss0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Yes they do.</p>http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/918333283http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/918333283Sat, 07 Aug 2010 12:15:11 -0500<a href="http://thingsthatmakemewanttopunchyouintheface.com/">I love it when @tapps does stuff like this!</a>: <p>Things that make me want to punch you in the face! The board game version will be out in time for the Holidays! HE HE. </p>http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/901092342http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/901092342Tue, 03 Aug 2010 22:28:01 -0500websitesurldomain purchase<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6h8ks6rhd1qzxss0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Be a professional. Join the professionals. You’re gonna be one anyway! (the fabulous stains: first time on DVD)</p>http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/888746268http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/888746268Sun, 01 Aug 2010 09:07:40 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.jakeofamerica.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/884679589/tumblr_l6fipq6v5V1qzxss0&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>What comes to mind when you image the Oreo cookie?</p>http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/884679589http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/884679589Sat, 31 Jul 2010 10:51:26 -0500oreo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6fdzoR8PJ1qzxss0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Beta testing the multiplicity iPhone app.</p>http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/884390170http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/884390170Sat, 31 Jul 2010 09:09:24 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6f9h1U7J41qzxss0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I can actually see you looking at me!</p>http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/884145593http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/884145593Sat, 31 Jul 2010 07:31:49 -0500<a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703578104575397661897693940.html?mod=dist_smartbrief">Microsoft CEO explains how to follow the leader.</a>: <p><span> <h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message"><span class="UIStory_Message"><em>Apple has done an “interesting job” with the iPad, Mr. Ballmer said, adding “they’ve certainly sold more than I’d like them to sell.”</em><br/><br/><strong>Translation</strong>= We lost our vision and ability to innovate ever since I became your CEO. I am here to tell you our vision for Microsofts future: “It’s better to be a fast follower than a lea<span class="text_exposed_show">ding innovator. We will copy their ideas and use AFTER THOUGHT to add needless crap into our version and call those OUR innovative features”.</span></span></h3> </span></p>http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/880139301http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/880139301Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:57:12 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6bnntreET1qzxss0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Prices that don’t suck. Really? Ya sure bout that?</p>http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/875233933http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/875233933Thu, 29 Jul 2010 08:47:18 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l632z0tKHB1qzxss0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Re-boot #3! wooo hoooo.</p>http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/853950277http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/853950277Sat, 24 Jul 2010 17:40:12 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l631nguv7d1qzxss0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Time to re-boot. Beer boot zwei!</p>http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/853852368http://www.jakeofamerica.com/post/853852368Sat, 24 Jul 2010 17:11:40 -0500