Cole’s fort:
I was walking around in my neighborhood the other day and came across “Cole’s fort”. A pretty sweet set up if I may say so myself. “No Trespassing!” Well, clearly I ignored this posting. But really… No Girls?
See, I never went through the whole “girl germs” phase. My thoughts were more like: “Bring on the girl germs!” When I was a kid, this fort would be a kissing bandits paradise. Awww yeah. But then I noticed the one thing that might put a girl off to visiting such a great Cassanova fort… the attempt at indoor plumbing. Yes… Cole had installed a “PEE PIPE”. Much like what you’d expect to see in a Northern Wisconsin Deer Hunting stand. Certainly a “boys club” option. So maybe a Badai would classy up the joint enough for the ladies? Or not! Either way, I’m sure Cole will come to his senses one day.